Friday Random Roundup

There’s been enough random things over the past two days, I’m compelled to blog it… no real reason other than to round it all up into one spot.

1. Yes, I had a dream last night about @TonyClement_MP. It was your standard threesome sex dream. Hahaha, I’m kidding this time. I suggested we get robots to track down illegal immigrants, and he called me ‘too right wing’. Which I thought was funny that I was out right-winging him. Then I played the Terminator music really loud… and woke up from my dream. (What a perfect picture I found, no?)

2. Vitamin Water sent me a package of goodies… but the only goodie included was an ad for Vitamin Water. No coupons, no samples… nothing. Just an ad. They’ve since then contacted me to let me know it was a mistake and they’ll reship me the correct package of goodies. So hopefully I’ll have nicer things to say sometime next week haha.

3. Milk brewed coffee makes the best iced coffee ever! Milk… coffee grinds… 12 hours. Filter, add ice, add sugar, blend. Enjoy!

4. Jersey Shore… well I’ll regurgitate my tweets from late last night. They tell the story.

If you watch/like Jersey Shore, you earn yourself a ‘dislike’ point. One day it will count for more than some Zach theoretical point system.

It’s sad actually… you’re interested in 6 people who have nothing going for them other than MTV realized they were a bunch of morons.

It’s a real disappointment that people enjoy this stuff.. I dunno, maybe I think to highly of people.. but I just figured we were better.

My mistake… it’s 8 people… 4 girls who (from clips I’ve seen) perpetuate the stereotype that girls are there to be stupid and suck cock.

Then 4 guys who seem to be more interested in each other than anyone else. Showing your abs every 3 seconds means you got nothing going on.

Oh, and those 4 guys perpetuate the stereotype that men are only into finding girls that suck cock. Cmon people, your’e better than this.

But hey if you want to lower yourself to watch this sad display of humanity, feel free!

Just don’t be mad when men and women don’t live up to any kind of standards because it’s this the next gen that are imitating this garbage.

I’m adding a ‘Jersey Shore’ question to my dating routine. Any girl that’s into it and I date, will immediately be walked out on.

Unless I just want to get off… in which case, I’ll do that, then leave her there to think about life. Lol.

Probably one of the most misogynistic things I’ve ever said… but in reality, compared to Jersey Shore, it makes me sound like a feminist.

God flooded the Earth and Noah built the Ark because the Romans created a show called “Roman Shores”.

I unfollow anyone who tweets Justin Bieber, I’m activating the rule to anyone I don’t normally interact with who tweets Jersey Shore.

Why can’t the Jersey Shore people be sent to Haiti to build some houses? Or clean some animals in the Gulf? Or anything PRODUCTIVE.

Why does entertainment have to be mindless?