There’s only 5 days till Christmas, and all through my house.
Is me constantly stirring and I better not see a mouse.
I don’t have a chimney, but by god I’m cranked.
I’m going to get my brother, get him good and pranked.
Christmas is probably one of my favourite times of the year. I actually really enjoy spending time with friends and family. Enjoying good food, drink and of course, presents. I’m always a little overly generous at times during Christmas. I like the idea of having a ton of wrapped gifts for other people. I always try to get that one gift for one person that makes their holiday. A couple years ago it was Bon Jovi tickets for my Dad.
That being said, I’m also a big fan of getting a prank gift for someone. Typically that person is my brother. He’s 18, and for the last 8 or so year, there’s typically been SOMETHING to prank him. My sister and I are fans of the traditional coal prank, where you put a whole bunch of coal wrapped up in his stocking.
This year though, I want to make it a good one. I’m thinking of putting his gift in a freezer bag, freezing it in a bucket of water… then putting that frozen block into another watertight bag and then wrap that. Thoughts? Seems like a lot of work though for probably not a great pay off of stupid laughter.
Did you see Jimmy Kimmel the other day? He had parents give an early gift to their kids.. but it had to be a crappy gift. If you missed it, here you go:
Hilarious. Also, Fat slobs who love Star Wars make me smile. I think we also stumbled upon how to get America thin again?
And finally… because I know my opening rendition of “Twas” twasn’t very good… here you go!
I’m off to the Dominican on the 27th and will be doing some blogging from down there. Mostly to make people jealous. But I’ll probably have a post or two before that. Fuck I love Christmas!
If you missed the announcement on Friday, I’m really excited to announce that I’ve been selected as one of eight Social BLAZR’s in the world. Motorola hosted a contest globally to find the people blazing their own trail in the social media world… broken down into 4 different geographic regions – Canada, United States, Europe and Singapore, we submitted our mini-story and then public voting occurred.
So, for winning this contest I get a bunch of great Motorola gear along with the brand new Android based RAZR smartphone (one of my favourite flip phones in its former incarnation) and some cash… Over the next few months, I’ll naturally be doing some reviews on the various pieces of Motorola gear and my experiences with them. I’m such an Android lover, so thank god that the RAZR is using that operating system or I might be disappointed.
I want to thank @Motorola for hosting the contest and to everyone who may have voted for me. I also want to congratulate my fellow Canadian Social BLAZR @Listen2Lena and all the other competitors in the contest!
For those who don’t know, December is my birthday month. December 7th, I celebrate turning a year older, a year wiser and a year more thankful. Most people know me to sometimes be a little controversial, some say my blog posts come across as bitter, hell I’ve even been called a bully because I call people out on their bull. The reality is that I’m so appreciative of life that I hate when people don’t really respect it. Poisoning bodies with cigarettes or killing our liver, being reckless or stupid, not appreciating the smallest things in life… it’s really crazy how people use this short thing we call life. So in that respect I am bitter. I think people only truly learn to appreciate everything in life when they realize how fragile life is.
But, this isn’t really meant to be a ‘shame on you’ blog post… it’s meant to be a celebration of life. Here’s why…
I was born on December 7th. I was a seemingly healthy 8lb baby boy ready to take on the world. Or so everyone thought… my body did not. I was born with an extralobar pulmonary sequestration, in normal terms, I had additional lung tissues that was growing inside of me. It caused me to have hyperactive breathing(tachypneic) and made me turn blue (cyanotic) and faint a lot. To get an idea of what this was like, breath in and out as fast as you can for 20 seconds and notice how quickly your body reacts. At 3 days old, I was sent to Sick Kids Hospital. To save my life, open chest surgery had to be performed. This was going to be a tough time because the amount of lung tissue they had to extract was large, and with such a small patient and the fragility of the tissues it was near (my condition made medical history). I can’t even imagine how my parents must have felt… here was their first kid and one of the first pictures of me…
Fortunately, the operation was a success and I am still here today. But the reality is, it’s quite possible I might not have been. I’m reminded every day of this because I have a scar that runs 40% around my body. From the middle right side of my chest, all the way around to my spine.
Every year around this time I make a donation to Sick Kids Hospital. But this time around, I realize I have a bit of a popular forum with this blog… so maybe I can do a little more than my donation.
So this time around, if you want to make a donation directly to Sick Kids, you can do so here.
Alternatively, I’m going to be accepting donations through Paypal which will then be donated to Sick Kids in one lump sum. Every dollar counts! Anyone who wants to go this route, let me know and I will tweet any message to my followers as a thank you to you! It’s the least I can do to recognize you for your generosity.
I will collect from now until December 25th and provide a daily update on the total donated.
So this post has actually sat uncompleted for about 2 months now. Ridiculous right? So I figured, it’s time to finish it up and post.
I was treated to a tour of a real organic dairy farm on the outskirts of Toronto. I was pretty excited by this opportunity, because like a lot of people I’m interested in organic food but don’t know what classifies as organic. There’s a lot of confusing information out there. The long and the short of it is this… Organic farms are truly organic. They don’t use any kind of pest control but instead resort to other means to control. For example, flies they string sticky tape all over the ceilings and this catches the majority of flies (There was very few in the barns, so it clearly works).
The cows are also really well treated. They get to eat real food and wonder/walk about anywhere they choose to. I think that was one of the nicest things to see – how well these animals were treated. We also learned that cows are incredibly smart creatures! (Shocked to learn this.) But I think some of this is best illustrated in pictures, so I’ve attached a bunch below so you can get an idea.
Conservation is a priority on this organic farm. As cows are milked, the hot milk is cooled by a pipe containing cold water. This transfers the heat to the water. Cows actually prefer drinking warm water, so the water is then piped to their drinking troughs.
As you can see, a rather effective method of dealing with flies is this. There were actually very few flies flying around, so clearly it works!
This cow is very pregnant and also has a sore back foot. So instead of forcing it out, they let her stay in. They even are treating her foot organically with warm water and epson salt baths.
The people who owned the farm were originally standard dairy farmers and one of the things they noticed when they did the process to cross over into being organic was the number of times they needed a emergency veternarian to see the cows. When they were a standard dairy farm, they often had to call a vet for an emergency monthly. Now, in the last year they’ve only needed to call a vet one time for an emergency. If that doesn’t say something about it, what does?
These are some young cows who aren't ready to be outdoors yet. Instead they are kept in a very warm pen until they are old enough. Also, of note, males who are born are sold for veal. I like my veal so I'm okay with that.
We also learned cows are smart. Within a few days, they know which stall is theirs. They also have a pecking order, so when the top cow goes somewhere, the rest follow. The owners of the farm said that cows are like people, there are really smart ones and some really dumb ones too. (He also admitted that he cried over a death of his top cow).
Interestingly, the cows also get vacations. They still get to go out, graze, enjoy the sun and play but they aren’t under the work pressure of delivering milk. The also come on command! They just ring a bell, and sure enough the lead cow would start to walk and the rest would follow. It was pretty fascinating.
It's a little tough to see, but the cows are all following the lead cow.
Then we went on a hay ride to check out other parts of the 155 acre property including their new organic hay property. It also gave me the opportunity to ask the hard hitting questions!
Question: Dairy is always the first thing that radiation appears in. With the Japanese situation, did they see any increase in radiation in their milk?
Answer: We aren’t required to test. (See here for details.)
Question: Do you have a methane sequestration procedure?
Answer: Nope.
Question: How do you incorporate compost or manure?
Answer: It goes to a concrete area where it is converted into compost over time. We rotate the manure periodically and once its ready we spread it onto our different crops which then adds nutrients to the soil.
Question: We all know about the pressure farmers get from companies like Monsanto in the States, does that occur here?
Answer: A little bit. The other farmers typically push on us a bit because we’re organic. But we lead by example. There is some other pressure we deal with, but not anything similar to the conditions for farmers in the States.
Question: Why did you become organic?
Answer: The prices of being a standard dairy farm kept going up. From spraying crops, all the veterinarian bills, buying feed, being over worked caused the prices of everything to go up. We don’t like high prices any more than the consumer, so we wanted to be less expensive. So we did the 5 year process to become an organic farm, and our costs have gone down significantly. Granted we don’t produce as much milk, but in terms of quality it can’t be beat. We also get a premium from the government.
Question: What is your stance on Raw Milk consumption?
Answer: We won’t comment on that.
These are the owners of the farm. They were incredible hosts, very friendly and really open and honest about everything. I truly enjoyed meeting them.
We were also treated to a delicious organic lunch from the people at Organic Meadow. Since then, no word of a lie, I buy organic whenever I can now (except yogurt… I haven’t found a good Greek organic yogurt I liked yet). I was particular impressed with how the cows are cared for.
The owners even offered that any blog readers who may want to check out the farm for themselves, they would be happy to accommodate! So, if you’re interested send me an email and I’ll make sure the people at Organic Meadow get in touch and see if that can be arranged.
I want to thank Organic Meadow for the invite and also the patience in me posting this. If you’re into knowing that the food you’re eating is natural, well taken care of and delicious, I can vouch for their dairy!
I know I know… it’s been way too quiet here of late. The reality is real life has been so busy that one of my favourite hobbies (this blog) was put on the backburner while I focused on other tasks at hand. Isn’t that the way it always is? Oh well, going to try and do more here! I have a ton of blog posts that were about 50% written that I can start to post along with some new thoughts and ideas, so I’ll be doing my best to get back to this!
I mean, let’s be honest… the blog scene without me to stir up a little discussion is lacking slightly. All these horrible bloggers talking about nothing have enjoyed a free ride to continue their horrible blahging unopposed. Well, no more. I’ve got some issues to raise and some discussions to inspire! So expect that to begin soon.
In other news, have you been listening to Talk Back with Zach & Val? We’ve done two episodes so far and received some high praise. Apparently when you have a show where you can play the sounds of Sasha Grey fucking, then use Affan’s name to illustrate just how evil the whole Penn State boy rape thing is, then talk about Occupy Toronto etc… is interesting! Who knew? We bailed on this weeks show because @ValTorontoGal is sick, but are aiming to do a makeup show tomorrow. Won’t you tune in? We’re also looking for men + women to do a live on radio dating game in early 2012, so if that interests you, drop us a line at contact@talkbackradio.ca.
The radio show is kind of like a couple good blog posts all wrapped into one hour of live talk. So you should definitely come check us out!
I also have some really exciting news that I want to share with you, but I’m going to wait for a little bit longer to tell you. Times are good my friends… and with me back on the blogging horse, they are only going to get better!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husbands because I’m back baby!