Monthly Archives: May 2010

Hayley Williams Twitpics Herself Topless

It’s really not that big a deal folks…. they are breasts. All women have them… many men have them lol.

I also bought her last album as a result of her being so open and twitpic-ing it! :) (Okay maybe it was a mistake and if she or her lawyers ask, I’ll remove the picture haha.)

Anyway, what you should learn from this is… if you don’t want your naked body, breasts, penis, vagina, or ass available for anyone on the internet… don’t take the pictures. I’m just lucky my pictures haven’t surfaced yet… Zach Bussey mayor campaign is definitely going to be derailed haha. I kid I kid. That wouldn’t ruin my campaign. :P

Oh and Hayley, you got nothing to be embarrassed about darling… you’re sexy as hell!

What Are You Worth?

So you tweet 1000 times a day, you have 9 blogs and update them every day, people like the content you put out. But compared to others, is your social media presence better? If given the opportunity, would people invest in your name or website?

This is where Empire Avenue comes in.

Over the last week, I’m sure you’ve seen my tweets about having Empire Avenue invitations to give away. I’m predicting it as one of the next big social networking sites. I mention about buying people’s stock.

The big question everyone asks… What is it?!

Empire Avenue is essentially the stock market of your social media presence. To give an introduction to them, they do that pretty well. This is from their site.

“If you’ve ever told someone to watch a movie, buy an album or eat at some restaurant, you’re using influence… We want to give you a way to measure that influence and stack it up against anyone else. Like a real stock market, your stock price on Empire Avenue is affected by others buying and selling your shares. But you’re also spreading your online influence when you write a blog post, update your Facebook status, post something on Twitter, and so on. The more you do online, the greater your influence and the faster your stock will rise!”

While a little complicated to grasp initially, 12/14 people who I’ve invited have declared they hate me now because they are addicted to the site. They love seeing their stock value go up (which tells them they are doing something right) and hate to see it going down (perhaps they didn’t give enough valuable information in their tweets, or didn’t blog that day).

Now, the site metrics are really cool too. The site knows if you’re updating gibberish just to increase your stock and will balance it accordingly. So make sure you don’t change your social media behaviour. You’ll get caught as being disingenuous and chances are your stock will drop!

If you normally blog 5 times a day (Tumblr style) and one day you don’t blog at all, expect to see your stock tumbl (ha) as first of all, the site calculates your value dropping, and then investors see your drop and sell off you as well.

Like the stock market though, when a stock drops, there will be new people who want to buy your lower priced stock and thus the intrigue.

Now, it’s not all about tracking your social media value.. no no. There’s in fact a TON of things that will keep you on the site. Badges are unlocked by performing tasks, getting a certain number of stock holders, buying stocks in others, amassing wealth and more!

But ultimately, it’s great to be able to track how people value you.

Now, this is a “Invite Only Beta”, meaning to get in you need to get an invite from someone who’s already there (Oh and it just so happens I have a dozen invites to give away to the first 12 people that want them!) But what are the long term prospects of the site?

Well after a short chat with their marketing/social media guy, they have a lot of creative ideas! And when I say a lot I do mean A LOT. Some things he batted around were creating their own advertising network, using in game credits (which can eventually be purchased, or earned for free) to purchase those advertising spots (I’d be willing to put an ad on my site if it meant the majority of those credits went to me!) Another idea was being able to eventually cash in your Eaves (Empire dollars) for REAL dollars (Canadian I’m assuming).

Really their options are pretty vast! The goal now is to work out the bugs as the site grows. What’s this mean to me and to you (if you join now rather than later)? It means you’ve got a head start. An opportunity to build your portfolio of credits while the site builds concurrently. Once they launch new features you could be sitting on a nice nest egg of credits, credits that as this site explodes will be in high demand. Talk about rule the network!

Again, if you’d like an invite, I just need your email!

OH, and once you’re there and you want some tips on who to buy, I’ve set up another site where I give my picks for the day at Empire Avenue Stock Picks!

AMP ≧ Coffee, Be Away this Weekend

So it’s been 7 days of replacing AMP Energy Juice with my morning coffee and as the title suggests Amp is either greater than or equal too coffee in the morning.

Greater too in that it takes NO time to get going. Just twist the lid and good to go.

Equal too in that it gives you that morning energy rush that helps start a day.

But again, you don’t need to take my word for it! I want to hook you up with your own bottle and even a Tshirt (that in all honesty is nothing like lame ‘sponsored’ tshirts you usually get.)

All you need to do, is 1. Be in the Toronto area and 2. Be willing to do something creative for it. A photo, blog post, youtube video etc. Anything creative. That’s it! Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.


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On another note, I’m heading up to Owen Sound for a couple days, so I won’t be as readily available. But if you’re on Foursquare, expect to see me check in at some spots no one else ever has hahaha. I don’t even think Owen Sound has internet yet. (That’s a joke).

But if you want to get your shirt and bottle of AMP, just send me an email! Links are over there >>>>>>>>>

All the best all, and have a great MAY 24 long weekend!

The Greatest Ad Ever… The Greatest Time Ever

22 Days away from the World Cup. Better than Christmas!

But, in the lead up to it… Nike JUST released a new ad… and it is the best ad EVER created.

This ad alone is reason for me to buy an iPad just so I can have it with me at all times.

Oh, and watch it in HD!

Why doesn’t Nike make sports movies?!

Epic.

Thanks Tylerconium for finding this!

People, the iPhone is not better than toilet paper or cars!

This makes me sad… iPhone according to 4000 consumers, is the 8th best invention of all time. Ahead of painkillers, fridge, cars and hot water.

There’s some other strange choices on the list, but really? The iPhone? I get that it’s a cool device… but really? 8th best of all time?! It’s thing like this that make me wonder just how long until we blow ourselves up in some sort of “Apple War”. It’s just too… “Skynet” for me.

Here’s the full list.

1. Wheel
2. Aeroplane
3. Light bulb
4. Internet
5. PCs
6. Telephone
7. Penicillin
8. iPhone
9. Flushing toilet
10. Combustion engine
11. Contraceptive pill
12. Washing machine
13. Central heating
14. Fridge
15. Pain killers
16. Steam engine
17. Freezer
18. Camera
19. Cars
20. Spectacles
21. Mobile phones
22. Toilet paper
23. Hoover
24. Trains
25. Google
26. Microwave
27. Email
28. The pen
29. Hot water
30. Shoe
31. Compass
32. Ibuprofen
33. Toothbrush
34. Hair straighteners
35. Laptops
36. Knife and fork
37. Scissors
38. Paper
39. Space travel
40. Kettle
41. Calculator
42. Bed
43. Remote control
44. Roof
45. Air conditioning
46. SAT NAV
47. Wi-Fi
48. Cats-eyes
49. Matches
50. Power steering
51. Tumble dryer
52. Bicycle
53. Sky+
54. Tea bags
55. Umbrella
56. iPod
57. Taps
58. Crash helmet
59. Wristwatch
60. eBay
61. DVD player
62. Nappies
63. Ladder
64. Sun tan lotion
65. Lawnmower
66. Make-up
67. Chairs
68. Sunglasses
69. The game of football
70. Sliced bread
71. Sofa
72. Razor blades
73. Screwdriver
74. Motorways
75. Head/ear phones
76. Towels
77. Push-up bra
78. Binoculars
79. WD40
80. Mascara
81. Hair dryer
82. Facebook
83. Escalator
84. Hair dye
85. Wellington boots
86. Spell check
87. Calendars
88. Cheese grater
89. Buses
90. Post-it notes
91. Gloves
92. Satellite discs
93. Pedestrian crossing
94. Baby’s dummy
95. Curtains
96. Bottle opener
97. Food blender
98. Dustpan and brush
99. Desks
100. Clothes peg

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