So I had a physical the other day… I walked to the counter, signed in and waited a couple minutes. They called my name and in I go to the other little waiting room. My usual doctor wasn’t in today (vacation apparently, but I always assume they are sick lol).
So I’m there waiting for this other doctor ‘Dr. Alex Mayer’. Well, in walks the doctor… 5’7, 110lbs, blonde hair, green eyes, gorgeous smile, I’d say about 36C breasts… wearing a somewhat low cut top. She was sexy as hell… so yes I got turned on…
Anyway, she asked me to remove my pants as they usually do during physicals.
So a couple minutes later she stops her examination and says “Zach… I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
Terrified I ask “Why?!” worried about my penile health… did I break it? Is it dying? What’s going on?
She replies “Because I’m trying to give you a physical and it’s making it very difficult to do my job.”
Hahahaha. Yes so it’s a joke. :P
Onto other things!

Breakfast I had my usual glass of OJ, and a bowl of Vanilla Shreddies. Now if you haven’t had them, they are effing amazing! So delicious and yet healthy! Grabbed a box on special for $2.99, and has about 10 bowls worth in it I figure. But really, try Vanilla Shreddies!
Lunch/Dinner was late… I just had a bagel (pretty pricey at $.60) and the leftover chickpea stew. I also had 6 pieces of Sushi my dad had brought me ($2.99, ouch.) No soy sauce or wasabi or ginger with them though.
The only other thing I ate was carrots and celery, without any kind of dip.
A strange thing though… my celery acted weird… maybe they are evolving or something… but check it out!

I dunno what’s going on with them… oh well. Oh, and I had an Orange as a snack as I’m writing this… $.31
In Recap
$.35 - Simply Orange Orange Juice
$.27 – Skim Milk
$.30 – Vanilla Shreddies
$.60 – 1 Bagel
$.75 – Leftover Chickpea Stew (Guesstimate)
$2.99 – 6 Pieces of Sushi
$.20 – Carrots
$.18 – Celery
$.31 – Orange
So to eat today.. even with the Sushi binge… I still managed to eat for only $5.95!
PS. I think Tuesday, I might cheat and take the evening off… I’m going to a Jays game with @hvt, @browntowngirl, @gecko85 and @mikel33. So I expect to have a hot dog or something. But will stay away from Beer and drink water! :)
